Footloose and fancy free

[jack_babalon]

At first I thought these were prosthetics for Christian amputee's who would never know the joys of waking up to discover they had their very own spontaneous stigmata in the arch of their foot... y'know Big JC style. Then I thought perhaps that they were like those novelty Smoking Monkeys I love so much and if I stuck a cigarette in the hole it would puff on it's own.

Only later did I realize that someone out there in Kinktopia (the land known to sailors and cartographers as the 'Internets') had taken the term "Pussy footing around" so literally.

I bet they have pocket sized ones for the small-feet-fetish-folks.

Comments

[animeoni.livejournal.com]

they are so wrong yet i can't take my eyes off of them. totally weird!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Well now I know what you're getting for your next birthday:)

[animeoni.livejournal.com]

I think i like this years present better than strange rubbery vagina feet. been listening to it non-stop.

[infraredwoman.livejournal.com]

I was always fascinated by the little plastic nubs in the bottoms of my Barbies feet. I wondered if they had somehow cut open their feet on an odd nail or two that protruded from my homemade doll house. You know, at night when they would come to life. Now I realize it was just the result of the plastic molding. But this picture strikes me because it looks similar- minus the labia.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Hmmm actually I had a similar thought, all my old Star Wars and G.I.Joe action figures had little holes in their feet, so you could plug them into playsets. Though I think this is for a different playset all together I suppose.

[luna-virgo.livejournal.com]

"Playset" will now be my euphemism for genitalia.

Thanks!

[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

Simply amazing. Larry Cohen needs to jump on a "God Told Me To" spin-off product ASAP.

~rl

[autumnsjunk.livejournal.com]

WTF????
How strange. I've been staring at them for the past few minutes. Its weird how people come up with stuff like this. And even weirder I guess for those who purchase them. I mean where would you keep that sort of thing? Draw next to the bed or maybe a display in the living room?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Probably the user of such objects would keep them in a pair of shoes standing upright?

[retrofatale.livejournal.com]

this explains so much of what happened at rubberball, you have no idea.

*shudder*

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

What's Rubberball?

[retrofatale.livejournal.com]

The Rubber Ball they have in London every year. It was traumatic for me for one evening. I met the guy who'd by that.

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

It like a "round tuit" coin... but more fun!
xxx

The toenails on the other hand...

[entropic-om.livejournal.com]

So realistic they even have acrylic toenails!

I wonder if Cronenberg would use them?

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

great. now as i get older, i gotta worry about fallen arches.

or...

are you gellin'?

(it's all about providing choices in humor ;-) )