Footloose and fancy free

[jack_babalon]

At first I thought these were prosthetics for Christian amputee's who would never know the joys of waking up to discover they had their very own spontaneous stigmata in the arch of their foot... y'know Big JC style. Then I thought perhaps that they were like those novelty Smoking Monkeys I love so much and if I stuck a cigarette in the hole it would puff on it's own.

Only later did I realize that someone out there in Kinktopia (the land known to sailors and cartographers as the 'Internets') had taken the term "Pussy footing around" so literally.

I bet they have pocket sized ones for the small-feet-fetish-folks.

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[vomikronnoxis.livejournal.com]

Simply amazing. Larry Cohen needs to jump on a "God Told Me To" spin-off product ASAP.

~rl