That time of the months

[jack_babalon]

I am reminded of a kid I used to get stoned with in high school who was absolutely convinced that a woman could only menstruate during a full moon.

"No, man... " I tried to inform him through an embarassed hiss of a whisper, "you're thinking of Lycanthropy"

To which my friend nodded along sagely, filing the information somewhere deep in the vault of his drug addled mind... saving it for those full moon nights to ask his lady friend at the time if her bad moods might not in fact be due to '... the influence of the lie-can-throw-pea!'

I often imagine that he's now a biology teacher in that same school... or a sex-ed instructor for the Promise Keepers.

Comments

[quickly-9.livejournal.com]

Further proof that not eveyone should breed.

[quickly-9.livejournal.com]

you know-because of the vampire babies

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Let's ask Doctor Kabballah (International man of fezes and elaborate masks) - "Yes... you're child is in fact 'drinkin the blood'... tell me sir was your g/f made pregnant while watching 'The Lost Boys' or perhaps within twenty yards of a Bauhaus album while it was playing? If so your child is most likely a vampire baby... please inform your g/f not to give birth during daylight hours, inside a church or near sharp wooden stakes!"

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

That has to be a joke post.

..because if it's not, I'm seeing clocktowers and Depo-Provera guns in my family's future.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Vampire babies are no joke good sir... 'they be drinkin the blood' with absolute impunity! This is how Salem's Lot got started (and not, as it is rumored, because Stephen King got really drunk one night and challenged the ghost of Bram Stoker that he could write a better vampire novel than Dracula in the span of a fortnight).

Remember when you're up in the clocktower to use special bullets filled with holy water... in case of vampire baby momma's!